TAKE A RUMOR AND SPREAD IT 'ROUND 'ROUND 'ROUND

For the last two weeks I've had a nasty cold. Eventually it will go away, I suppose, but I keep thinking it would go away faster if I could buy some serious medication for it without the hassle of asking the pharmacist. You know, the hard stuff. Sudafed or whatever.

Which in turn has led me to wonder what the next war on drugs is going to attack. Will the chowderheads out there figure out how to make a recreational drug out of aspirin and milk of magnesia? Or Vitamin C?

Why not get a head start on them, by starting a rumor that they're now making homebrewed euphorics out of, say, dog poop? Or the dust at the bottom of potholes (why else do they call them potholes?) Or--no, here's the ultimate solution, a homebrewed euphoric that is made out of dog poop and then triggered by televised commercials!!! (You're not really going to watch that Cialis ad, are you? "Just Cialis, I think she'll know...." Omigod, call the Streets and Sanitation people and get out the scooper before a child comes around!!)

Yours for cleaner streets and no commercials...